chinese asshole

Really tight. Someone who is being really up tight.

Dude, your being a chinese asshole.

Chinese asshole nice and tight just for you!

by Jeff Cunningham June 28, 2006

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

starchy asshole

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"

"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."

by TheGMan1352 April 9, 2017

asshole soup

The soup that the person ate that caused them to be an asshole.

“hmmmm, sounds like he just ate a big bowl of asshole soup.”

by Velo68 October 19, 2017

asshole cheeks

The miniature cheeks inside your ass cheeks framing your asshole.

"Yeah baby, spread those asshole cheeks for daddy!"

"Her asshole cheeks were gaping wide open waiting for me to insert my big fat dong."

by Nutters Nutsack September 6, 2013

Asshole Extreme

Someone who farts a lot and cannot control their farts.

Cindy it smells in here plug in your asshole extreme.

by Sarah Rage December 29, 2007

asshole puke

to release excrement from the anus.

see reference: to shit

Hold on a sec. Marc, come take a look at my asshole puke in the toilet!

by Marcalark September 13, 2009