Male jacked from the high heavens. Has the quirky power to give you the most deadliest of spirit fingers known to man. Once beat Arnold Palmer in a badminton contest. Wears tights to bed because he likes the way it feels and makes his legs look fierce. Isn’t afraid to stand in the crowd and twerk like Tina from bobs burgers. Once adopted a squirrel to try to raise an army to over throw the government. Has excellent painting skills. Can out paint the biggest 2nd grader you will ever see. Some people call him a genetic freak others call him the daddy wrangler 4000! With nipples the size of a small marble. He once bought a jar of pickles, then returned them because he couldn’t get the lid open. This is the type of pure peak specimen you get when you mix Barry bonds Michelle Feiffer and ash Ketchum.
by Imuhtractor June 7, 2022

Aaron is a meat rider
by Lebronjahames April 29, 2022

by ballsacc July 24, 2021

Aaron Fechter is a savior in the Rockafire Explosion fandom. He has done so much for the fandom, like pissing on a homeless person randomly, and exploding his fucking warehouse.
by randombeans May 18, 2024

Aaron is swag
by Swaggy nat October 16, 2021

Mr. Garvey: Ay-ay-ron, where are you? Where is Ay-ay-ron right now? No Ay-ay-ron right now? Well you better be sick,dead or mute Ay-ay-ron.
Ay-ay-ron {worried}: Here, oh man.
Aaron is here because I can't type it like that
Ay-ay-ron {worried}: Here, oh man.
Aaron is here because I can't type it like that
by Ba-lakey July 21, 2018

by Avocadosareniceontoast June 10, 2018
