Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.

Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob

by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020

Gang wank

Having a wank with the bois

Bois lets go have a gang wank

by Mr men wanks me of June 15, 2020

the light is wank

what you say When there is no light in your room

The light is wank

by YTBENNYGPLAYZ June 15, 2020

Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020

wank walk

When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail

Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

wank debt

When you haven't had a wank for several days.

I didn't have a wank yesterday, I'm gonna have to get rid of my wank debt by having 2 this evening.

by JesusIsADickhead February 16, 2012