rip you a new asshole

A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.

Say that to my face and I'll rip you a new asshole.

by Wizlet April 04, 2014

rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

by bluebear May 19, 2022

somebody ripped my stick

somebody ripped or stole your surfboard

first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name

whoah man, somebody ripped my stick, it was hella rad, im gunna kill that prick!

by derek minneker January 04, 2008

Turkish rip off

The sexual act of inserting a Turkey leg into one's anus before masterbating.

May or may not include gobbling noises, based on cultural differences.

He's busy today, I think busy with the old turkish rip off.

by unforgiven4148 June 11, 2019

rip tear and bust

the action of being a generally clumsy fucker that always messes up delicate procedures. Often used by builders over the age of 75, when referring to their grandchildren

"Oh look, here comes ol' rip tear and bust, hide the tools."

by Paul Robertson March 18, 2008

rip, dip, and sip

It is a process of ripping (partying), dipping (smashing out a chick), and then sipping (boozing afterwards). This process can be reviewed by friends to obtain maximum effectiveness.

Mr. Cheese: My young friend why don't you just rip, dip, and sip already!!
Dante: Alright Mr. Cheesal I'll rip, dip, and sip

or

You: I ripped, dipped, and sipped last night
Friend: Damn brah, sounds legit

by Mr. Cheesal August 05, 2014

Another Mindless Rip Off

A Mindless Self Indulgence Promo CD. Limited numbers and amazing tracks made this CD sell out really fast. Original songs include My World, Preteen Violence, Frying Pan, Lush, and Born to Be Beheaded, in that order. The other five songs are various remixes of What Do They Know, off of You'll Rebel To Anything. They produced this promo because they didn't have enough time to make a full album in 2006. Definitely worth buying. I mean, it's not like anything they produce isn't worth buying, but...anyway... Great album art too.

"Screwed or fucked
(la la la la),
Rain or shine
(la la la la),
In that ass
(la la la la),
All the time
(la la la la)"

From Born to Be Beheaded, Off Another Mindless Rip Off

by Whatchaknowaboutthat? April 14, 2007