Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

gppx morning

Misspelling of good morning

B: gppx morning
W: you retarded bruh?

by iloveblackbear June 17, 2019

morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.

Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.

by Ripm8123 December 11, 2016

morning mcflurry

When you come in the girls asshole and suck out the semen from it.

Dude I gave the girl a Morning McFlurry

by PePe069 December 5, 2017

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

helicopter

Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

by fgspdlöäk April 2, 2020

morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023