hipster

Someone who's too mainstream to call themselves a hipster.

Josh: Naw bruh i don't drink coffee no more, just organic tea.
Brendan: Youz a hipster man
Josh: What?! No. That's too mainstream bruh. Gotta go catch Coldplay perform at this subtle underground stadium. I'll blog about it on my boho tumblr. Shalom.

by that-handle October 2, 2014

hipster-gangsta

A person who wears jogger jeans and they're caps backwards. They also like punk rock and gangsta rap and prefer bands like Crazy Town and The Bloodhound Gang. Most hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's eat chewing gum a lot and aren't criminals or anything.

I was walking down the street and I saw 3 teens wearing jogger jeans, backward caps and 2 were wearing old trainers and hoodies. They looked like hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's

by rtl74 June 11, 2014

Hipster

Someone who had their apartment burn down and who lost everything, Creating a sub conscious personality that breeds a strong rejection of society's common viewpoint on most things. Often followed by denial of being a hipster. This type of personality is exceptionally educated but ofter portrays the inability to do things properly.

A used car salesman who doesnt sell many cars, is a hipster. Because if you are a used car salesman and follow the societal ways you will succeed.

by Shycetasian August 1, 2013

Hipster juice

Guanabana juice and rum

Hey guys that hipster juice sure was lit!!

by Satanas12345 January 12, 2017

Hipster

The most overused pejorative ever.

When I don't like someone, I find someway to brand them a hipster

by Grawrl April 13, 2013

Hipster

Originally intended to be a word to describe individuals with "alternative" (as opposed to "mainstream") tastes in art and culture (and they explicitly suggest it by the way they dress etc) . However the modern adaptation of it is used very liberally. Two individuals can be each other's "hipster" if they have opposite tastes in art and culture. It is also used as a retaliation against less known art which have fan following from art critics by some people who can't relate to it.

I read a review of an album on some well known website or magazine. It has great reception. I listen to that album for myself but I don't really enjoy it. But I feel paranoid that so many other love it. Thus I declare these people as "hipsters" so I can feel that I have superior taste in music.

by softsvanur June 23, 2015

Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP

You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.

by Flucka September 3, 2012