just put a thumb in it

when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids

Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up

by CeraNeon January 19, 2024

Dizzy Thumbs

When you press the wrong buttons in a video game, because you're too used to the controls of a different game.

I was just trying to swap weapons, but I had Dizzy Thumbs and accidentally threw a grenade.

by WhompingWillow September 23, 2016

Kentucky Thumb

putting your thumb in a girl's vagina while she is on her period to stop the bleeding

My girlfriend wanted to sit on my face last night but she was on her period, so I gave her the Kentucky thumb and ate her ass instead.

by drunkfish45 May 20, 2021

Thumbing it

thumbing it is where you And your pals are gaming all night

Mate me and Ike where thumbing it last night

by Alfiebear007 November 30, 2019

New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano

Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!

by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024