The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.

"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."

by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022

full tank

a full tank just means your bladder is full and you need to go answer the call of nature and you cant hold it in anymore

guy: dude i got a full tank i gotta go
guy 2: ok man

by edp445balls June 21, 2024

to tank

To fail utterly, completely, and in public view.

To tank or not to tank? Was that the question?

by Withsticks August 4, 2020

tank diff

8M5Z1W

“show me a tank diff”

“8M5Z1W”

by Psuedonym69 September 11, 2023

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist

james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???

by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016