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Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.
Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls
by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020
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Paper in mouth

You are in love with Josh Agnello

When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.
“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.
by High Society October 28, 2012
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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 21, 2017
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tropical paper

paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff
Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper
by I love roblox noobs September 10, 2021
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Toilet paper

Nonexistent in stores during 2020
Damn bro the dont got no toilet paper
by Cora :) March 23, 2020
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paper candidate

A candidate representing a political party who seems highly unlikely to win, and although they are standing for office in good faith, may not be intending to campaign hard either. They usually do not have many resources, and may be political newcomers (or has-beens who are reluctant to leave politics). Their own organizations may not be willing or able to offer much support. As a result, they are usually not very visible on the campaign trail beyond putting up a few signs. In Quebec, the term for this type of candidate is “poteau” (post or pole), referring to signage on fenceposts or utility poles. Some may not campaign at all, just appearing on the ballot (“name on ballot”/NoB). Often this situation arises when a national political party wants to maintain its profile by running candidates in every district across the country, even ones that have traditionally shown little support.

This is not the same thing as a person who decides to run (or is manipulated into entering the race by other interests) in order to split the vote and prevent someone else from winning. An example of that from fiction is Willie Stark’s first gubernatorial campaign in “All The King’s Men”.
"When I went to vote today, I noticed Bob Aardvark's name at the top of the ballot. I didn't see him out campaigning and we didn't even get any campaign literature from him during the election. He must be a paper candidate. Wouldn't it be funny if a lot of people just voted for the first name they saw, and he got in~"
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
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