what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
An ugly dumb bitch
by Sup baby girl October 31, 2020
Taylor Swift, democrat in name only, after being pictured hugging notorious rapist deffender and trump supporter Brittany Mahomes and after trump used her likeness in his political campaign and she said nothing.
Taylor Swift was just cosplaying as an activist back in 2019, now that marginalized groups' rights are actually on the line its too risky for her billionaire ass to speak up. Miss Americana? More like Miss Republicana, or better yet, Miss aMAGAcana.
by Jealousnick September 08, 2024
Miss Fix will be the sweetest thing that ever happened to you. (Or Cali) if this happens to be your mother, you know you will never be let down by her amazing advice
by Skunkem June 29, 2023
Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
by Miss fenty ma November 02, 2022
by schoolaptopdude April 05, 2019
When you really miss someone named Brad as he makes the world a better place
Symptoms:
Nautilus feeling, and maybe tingly hands all create just from nerves and nervous feelings,
Be happy have a Brad in your life is the best!
Symptoms:
Nautilus feeling, and maybe tingly hands all create just from nerves and nervous feelings,
Be happy have a Brad in your life is the best!
by Gogalb July 22, 2019