When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay
by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022
Get the Missed check table bingomug. by Bblol.u April 24, 2020
Get the AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING!mug. Da super-helpful-and-dedicated secretary of da great stand-up comedian Bames Johnned; she often sits off-stage with a two-way earpiece-radio to maintain constant communication with him, and quietly makes joke-suggestions to Mr. Johnned if he is occasionally is at a loss for words.
Bames Johnned: Good evening, Folks, and thank you so much for coming; you all look absolutely fabulous from here! A funny thing happened on my drive over here tonight --- I saw a whole flock of wild geese in the grassy median of the freeway, and they were all making a huge commotion over something they'd found on the ground. Dunno why they were being so noisy about it, though; I guess that they just --- ummmm..."
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the Miss Punnymanymug. a fat bitch with a fresh trim. she is stinky and likes it up the bum from me gibson. the gap in her teeth is bigger than the great wall of china. she likes pizza, kebab and everything that you can eat.
by big peen guy October 13, 2019
Get the miss brumwellmug. by schoolaptopdude April 5, 2019
Get the hits and missesmug. Hermione Granger is the cleverest witch of her age. She is at the top of her class. Hermione Granger is a fictional character made by J.K Rowling. Hermione is beautiful, kind, and clever. Her best friends are Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Hermione is married to Ron and they had two children, Rose and Hugo. Hermione is sometimes referred to as "Miss Granger" by the teachers.
Professor Snape - "Miss Granger, don't you just take the delight in being an insufferable KNOW-IT-ALL. 10 points from Gryffindor..."
Ron - "Hermione, you have to be out of your mind!!"
Hermione is played by - Emma Watson
Ron - "Hermione, you have to be out of your mind!!"
Hermione is played by - Emma Watson
by Madkhat08 October 14, 2020
Get the Miss Grangermug. P1: I’m sure you overheard what she said, that’s crazy!
P2: yeah she’s probably missing a quarter to complete the dollar.
P2: yeah she’s probably missing a quarter to complete the dollar.
by Figaro The Great October 18, 2022
Get the Missing a Quartermug.