Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.

Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011

kentucky plug

A sex act where the thumb is used as a butt plug. Referenced to Youtuber Kentucky Ballistics who had to jam his own thumb into his neck to keep from bleeding out.

The girl I hooked up with last night was totally stoked for the Kentucky Plug! Said she never came so hard!

by RandoAKG May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

The sex position that entails of shoving your thumb so far up someone’s ass that it feels like a slap round (very heavy hitting) the the throat.

“Hey you know that girl I banged last night?”
“Yeah?”
“I gave her one hell of a Kentucky plug, she never saw it comin!”

by SR-71BlackBird May 20, 2021

Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...

Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe

by catlo3 October 23, 2020

kentucky plug

Inserting a thumb into a sex partner’s genitalia or anus while slapping your partner’s buttocks all while being filmed by your father. The slap should be much harder than one would typically expect during a sex act.

I decided to round 3rd base with Jane with a Kentucky Plug but Dad dropped the iPhone from the surprising echo when I slapped Jane’s bottom.

by JoeLo78 May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

when you shove your thumb in your girls ass

gave my girl the ol’ kentucky thumb last night.

by s rooster May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Whilst getting dominanted by a faulty 50BMG SLAP round, the shooter who is either getting spanked by recoil and or bitch slapped by gun parts inserts an erect thumb into their jugular vein to control the intense secretion of bodily fluids.

After I tied my RN50 to my ballsack, which exlploded from a 161,000 psi blast, not 85,000 psi. My severed arteries and shredded balls required the maneuver known as the Kentucky Thumb.

by Infamous Griefer May 20, 2021