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Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine
I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.
by vingratis June 23, 2023
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Italian

1) A person that was either brought up in Italy or was born from parents that came from said country. Usually Italians are depicted as lazy, greasy tanned people that move around on Vespa Scooters in American movies but this trend was inspired by the habits of the first communities of Italian immigrants that established in the states between the last half of the 1800's and the first half of the 19000's, when people who left their home country were usually poor: iln fact, they either come from Southern Italy, where people at that time, usually sported typically Mediterranean traits, or from an agricultural background in Northern Italy, which meant that they used to farm the land under direct sunlight, which caused their skin to get tanned (and that's where the tendency of thinking they are not white most Americans have came from).
Italians are on average very different in culture and habits compared to their Italo-American counterparts that are third-plus generation immigrants and their outer appearance is not always Mediterranean ( because people from Northern Italy, more similar to the rest of Central Europeans in regard of their looks, started having more contacts with Southern Italians after the main highway of the At was built).
Italians are tendentially associated with exquisite cuisine, Mafia, laughable politicians, bad traffic, good looks, fine shoes and fashion, cool cars and marvellous art and extremely hot people.

2) Language spoken in Italy/ by Italian people.
1) "Jeez! I'm impressed by how American and British cities are packed with Italians: that's really impressive man!" "Good for us man! That means there's plenty of hot Italian chicks to hit on!"

2) "Hey, mi sapresti dire dov'è la fermata dell'autobus piú vicuna?"
"Her... Sorry dude, I don't speak Italian".
by Tan_ge_rine March 23, 2019
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Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.
OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022
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italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush
"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"
by Krkič November 25, 2019
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Italian brainrot

A meme that become popular in early 2025 and has now gone too far. It used to just be some goofy tiktok videos with an image of a retarded looking animal but then shit went out of control, PEOPLE STARTED MAKING AI SLOP VIDEOS OF THAT TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR AND BARELLINA CAPUCCINA FUCKING AND THERE WAS EVEN FUCKING GAY PORN, HECK THERE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN FEMBOY PORN! NOW I AM SEEING GAMES OF THE FUCKING ITALIAN BRAINROT MEMES! AND YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE?! I AM GETTING ADS ABOUT THEM TOO! FUCKING CUNT, GO FUCK YOURSELF ITALIAN BRAINROT, FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING AI SLOP MEME! MADONA PUTTANA!
Bro: italian brainrot

Me: boi this so tuff
by AMOGUS445 June 24, 2025
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Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
by AnonyEx April 12, 2024
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