Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
by K Dough75 June 22, 2021
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Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners
Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!
by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019
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Goose mouth

When a girl puts her teeth on a guys penis when giving a blowjob.
Guy 1: “My girlfriend gave me goose mouth last night and i had to pull her off bc it hurt so bad”
by kybblekos November 24, 2024
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seely goose

silly goose, but it’s spelt how it sounds. also a adjective for calling some one silly, goofy, weird, odd, or strange.
hah! you’re such a seely goose”

bruh look at that seely goose over there”
by alisongoose September 15, 2022
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The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
by ninerrr September 25, 2022
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Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.
Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!
by HTIL January 07, 2025
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whose goose

The action taken after you catch or are caught playing "Duck, Duck, Goose". Aka blowing the person who caught you, or having them blow you if you catch them.
Duck, duck, duck, goose!!!

Ha! Caught you! Now you have to suck my dick!

But I'm your brother!
Rules are rules bro! And that's whose goose!
by hectorHoursLozano January 11, 2017
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