Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

Country Poser

A country poser is a person who thinks they're country for living 2 minutes outside of city limits.

My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..

by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Country Bath

Being in a hot tub with two or more cousins.

I tool a Country Bath after my family reunion.

by irunwild April 30, 2022

Eiffel Tower country

Bb, my best friend ever and it will stay that way 🔫
I love ram sm and I trust them with my life :
Been with them for almost a year and rams never left my side.
Love you so much bb <33

“Eiffel Tower country, my beloved /p”
“Wanna play Minecraft bb?”

by Crow_1899 July 21, 2021

Country duck

New Netflix and chill, translates to cunt fuck.

You wanna go country duck?
You trynna country duck?
I wanna country duck!
Let me country duck.

by That1gaygirl June 10, 2019