Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
by Yippeezz March 19, 2023
Get the bloody simp mug.Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
Get the Bloody honeymoon mug.When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy
by NoobutMax March 21, 2023
Get the Bloody Cream Crop mug.Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 20, 2022
Get the Russian Bloody Nutcracker mug.by Mason is queer May 10, 2018
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