Austin

Austin's are dark humored and caring, he has dark loving eyes and dark hair. He will stay by you side. Never loss an Austin

Me: Yeah, austin is the best boyfriend ever
My friend: Dont loss him!

by LillStar BubbleBean February 12, 2019

austin

a low life who only cares about himself and never trusts a soul even though he was not given a reason not to trust.

Don’t talk to austin he’s a looser

by s___a July 16, 2020

Austin

So sexy

Austin is so sexy his cock is large

by Lowa9 October 5, 2021

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

Austin Martinez

A handsome man whose balls are the size of coconuts and is super strong and handsome

Wow that is a Austin Martinez

by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him

austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs

by babychild June 25, 2021