Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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Meat Arm

Lyncuistic vernacular referring to one's penis. Can be used both singularly and in possessive forms, possessive usage being Meat Arm's
Oh God Cheryl! They thrust upon me with their Meat Arm's. My trepidation cannot be unquelched.
by SpanglyCharly February 06, 2021
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Alarm Arms

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.
Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.
by Man of 3 bushes October 18, 2021
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meth arm pain

Pain in the arm when meth is injected into a vein that is missed or blown. Results in bruising and pain around the iv site with an end result of full zombie like necrosis of the entire arm. Is not fatal as meth users are immortal.
I'm calling 911 at 4 am because of this meth arm pain I've had for 4 days.
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ecstasy arms

when one is on mdma and can't stop moving their arms in various waving patterns while dancing, as if they are swimming through the air.
look at that guy rolling, he's totally got those ecstasy arms.
by Raoul Duke IV June 30, 2013
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Conker-arm

The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.
Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.
by The Wicks September 27, 2006
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