Evan

Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times

Look! There's a memmer.

Look! There's a Evan.

by The emos crusader October 9, 2019

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special

This guy being mad different right now defiantly i part of evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018

Evan

A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.

I saw Evan today. I wanna die.
Same.

by iamyourfat June 16, 2018

Spy Evan

Best counter blox youtuber. Honestly.

Spy Evan?? HOLY SHIT THATS THE BEST CB YOUTUBER!!!

by SpyEvan August 1, 2021

Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.

"Eww, It's Evan."

by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020

Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.

I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.

by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021