Logan

An absolutely stud rocket with a 13 inch shlong that is reserved for your mother. Logan will take you out the back and give you unholy back shots that will make a Atheist praise God. Logan can be be Autistic but hides it well. Logan also have pepperoni nipples that make you want to have intercourse with pope Francis

You a Logan

by Duck overload69420 June 6, 2022

Logan Moment

A Logan Moment is when the "genius" in your group named Logan, makes a stupid, or downright dumb suggestion, usually involving some form of activity, usually grueling and not worth the time put into it.

Logan Moment -"Hey, lets go play Star Citizen guys, it is a really fun game when you get past the 4 hours of prison time you gotta serve if you get caught"

by Pimp Pimple December 5, 2021

Logan

Just a fucking simp

Thats Logan moment

by Lol your a nigga June 8, 2020

Logan

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.

Sorry

to Logan

by I’ll always be here honey November 2, 2022

logan paul

a chochy boy from Ohio. He runs his own line called maverick merch. He is a complete and utter ass hole. Zero self-control. But that's what makes him, him.

person 1: have you seen Logan paul?
Person 2: no id rather watch dwarf mamba

person 1: lol k

logan paul? what a choch.

by boyyyyyy123 August 30, 2018

Logan Paul

A man who hunts dead bodies in forrests

omg its a Logan Paul

by Some Retard Online August 21, 2019

Logan

A fatass loser who sits in his room all day playing Roblox and watching the popular anime known as Blue Cock. His other habits include receiving backshots, gooning, eating Mcdonalds, being gay, and not wanting to hang out with his friends. Not to mention his girlfriends is a pig.

Kid: Hey what's your name
Logan: Oh its Logan.
Kid: Fuck you nigger.

by IMawordmaker20 March 20, 2025