Zander

Zander is an actual Chad he is mostly seen in your discord server posting very funny memes. He is very handsome and girls drop dead for Zanders but Zander just wants to be left alone

A: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT IM SOAKING WET!
J: What guy?
A: ZANDER!!~

by Exility199 May 03, 2022

Zander

Zander is a bander

Zander the bander will bang you to sleep

by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023

Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

The ultimate being and friend

WE SHALL ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY ZANDER

by Cereeper2 April 07, 2022

Zander

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7

Bro look out there that Zander’s coming

by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019

Zander

A poo slut who piss on his mum while smoking 🚬

Zander will date a clair

by Jaylen Kirchner February 26, 2022

zander

zander is a jerk don't say bad words when he is around he would probely snitch and do the naruto run. he is also a fat midget that don't have a hairline and can't spell R.

friend: do alt shift f4.
zander: teacherrrrrrrr

by youngpotato December 09, 2019