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Whoremaxing

A term used to criticize someone perceived as excessively compromising of their principles or dignity for attention, often in a sexual context. The act of intentionally amplifying promiscuous or sexually provocative behavior, appearance, or lifestyle to gain attention, social status, or personal gain.
“She’s been posting thirst traps nonstop and going out every night—she’s totally whoremaxing for the clout.”
by Mandypasta May 20, 2025
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chemical whorefare

Perfume, aftershave, pheromone-colognes., etc, dat "loose" humans use to hopefully "fight a better battle" in their quest for succulent sweetmeat. And yes, sometimes this practice can indeed allow you to "score" more readily, but da problem is dat you may then rely too heavily on da essential oils to maintain a gal's interest, without expending enough time/effort to actually charm her personally, i.e., to demonstrate to her how truly likeable you are on da inside. And so as a result, even though you may indeed initially "win da battle" by enticing a cutie-chick into your bed with da wonderful sensual aromas dat you'd slathered on yourself, you may still stand a good chance of "losing da war" --- after da gal's heady essential-oils high wears off, she may just slump glumly on da edge of your bed for a while to think things over, and then --- still unaware of your good/redeeming qualities because you have simply not yet given her a proper chance to truly get to know you --- just quietly slip out your door again.
In the classic “taking advantage of the priest’s ‘privileged’ knowledge about his congregation” joke, Little Tommy Shaughnessy --- in an effort to improve his currently-bleak prospects of getting laid, but not wishing to resort to chemical whorefare --- made a phony “sin of the flesh” admission at confessional, thereby tricking Father John into unwittingly revealing to Tommy the names of the “loosest” local hussies and thus letting him know which girls he’d have the best chances with.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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hopeless whoremantic

One who seeks romance but is incapable of being in love with just one person, so it makes them hopeless! So he/she fucks multiple people to satisfy their desire of momentary love.
For fucks sakes I wish I wasn’t such a hopeless whoremantic cause I wish I could find the girl of my dreams.
by Earlshy! March 26, 2024
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