First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
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I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!
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When someone puts their hand in front of a camera during filming way too often, ruing most of the footage.
Guy #1: Dude was that a skate video or the Adams Family with so many hands running around that screen.
Guy #2: I know man, I was a victim to GOOMBA VISION.
Guy #2: I know man, I was a victim to GOOMBA VISION.
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Pronunciation: 'ri-d&l 'vi-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin vision-, visio, from vidEre to see -- more at WIT; Middle English redels, ridel, from Old English rAEdelse opinion, conjecture, riddle; akin to Old English rAEdan to interpret -- more at READ
1 a : the act or power of seeing attractiveness which is not present in reality : SIGHT b : the special sense by which the qualities of an object (as hotness, personality, weight and size) constituting its appearance are skewed and improperly perceived by the eye as desirable (without the aid of alcohol)
2 a : something seen, but not as it really is b : a lovely or charming sight by default from lack of comparable females
Pronunciation: 'ri-d&l 'vi-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin vision-, visio, from vidEre to see -- more at WIT; Middle English redels, ridel, from Old English rAEdelse opinion, conjecture, riddle; akin to Old English rAEdan to interpret -- more at READ
1 a : the act or power of seeing attractiveness which is not present in reality : SIGHT b : the special sense by which the qualities of an object (as hotness, personality, weight and size) constituting its appearance are skewed and improperly perceived by the eye as desirable (without the aid of alcohol)
2 a : something seen, but not as it really is b : a lovely or charming sight by default from lack of comparable females
Riddle Student: "Dude, see that hot chick at Chartwells today?"
Regular college student: "I thought that was a guy."
Regular college student: "I thought that was a guy."
by Wild Weasel March 6, 2005
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Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.
Chester: Retard >_>
Chester: Retard >_>
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Vice principal uses his megaphone instead of a speaker. Saving electricity i see...
Teachers are very bias, towards prefects too they aim at them.
Its quite budget too and dosent have an elevator. Prepare to climb up stairs even when you're injured!
Our school has chio bus tho. Something good??
Our lockers are discarded from other schools 💕 Environmental friendly!!
Heres a tip: if you plan to come here, think twice!
Vice principal uses his megaphone instead of a speaker. Saving electricity i see...
Teachers are very bias, towards prefects too they aim at them.
Its quite budget too and dosent have an elevator. Prepare to climb up stairs even when you're injured!
Our school has chio bus tho. Something good??
Our lockers are discarded from other schools 💕 Environmental friendly!!
Heres a tip: if you plan to come here, think twice!
Kid: Guys i want go north vista secondary school.
Sibling who goes to NVSS: Eee go loh, but dont regret ah
Sibling who goes to NVSS: Eee go loh, but dont regret ah
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