you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.

"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"

by hiraikills July 10, 2022

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.

Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

Kevlar Vest

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.

Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*

by chinsaw2727 September 29, 2022

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

Madison Vest

Madison is the crackhead of the group and is always hyper. She loves being weird and is amazing. She loves her bffs and she will treat them well. But don’t get her triggered she will get her friend, charli and she will punch the frick out of you.

Someone: hey
Madison Vest: hEy i lIke potatos.
Someone: umm

by Cough drops October 31, 2019