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Vest

Guy 1: Is that a vest?
Guy 2: No, it’s a tank top.
by parallelpseudonym March 21, 2025
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you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"
by hiraikills July 10, 2022
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wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”
I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.
by Hailrobonia July 16, 2019
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Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
mugGet the Gay Scout vestmug.

fur vest

The biggest, hairiest guy in the bar. Especially when he is hitting on you or your friend.
"That fur vest looks great on Katie. I wonder if she'll take it home."
by snoddydoesntknow May 8, 2016
mugGet the fur vestmug.

The Vest

The name people round cheshunt and waltham cross call Danny Howell
Alright bro, have you seen the vest about? he owes me a score...
by Danny Howell December 19, 2020
mugGet the The Vestmug.

vested

money you can actually touch, or cash out as a paycheck/income
out of my $5000 in my 401(k), only 80% of it is vested, which means i can only take out at max $4000. my employer still holds the remaining $1000. the remaining $1000, will be mine after 6 months.
by anon03654643 January 13, 2023
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