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vegetarian

1. people conscious that animals were not, in fact, put on this earth only for our consumation.

2. people opposed to the harm of animals for leisure pleasures. ex: food- including chicken and fish (they're animals too!), accessories, hunting, shoes, bags, etc.. Also, someone who realizes that 99% of the animals that have ever lived have died and that we've done anything but help in their protection.

3. one who does not consume animal flesh but eats animal products like eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy foods.
person 1: so you're a vegetarian. do you eat chicken and fish?

person 2: of course not, they're animals.

person 1: are your shoes leather?

person 2: oh no, they're faux.

person 1: so..do you like, wear tie-dye?

person 2: there's a difference between a vegetarian and a hippie.
by i have fuzz on my toes.. June 11, 2006
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Wannabe Vegetarian

One whom claims they are vegetarian for a certain amount of time.
Son: "Hey Mom, i'm a vegetarian! But just for this month." Mom: "Don't be silly. You're just another one of those wannabe vegetarians."
by GregoryTheGreat March 6, 2011
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Vegetarian

Too cool For YOUR meat
waitress "what do you want for breakfast?"

Joe "just eggs"

Waitress "any bacon?"

Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"

Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"

Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."

Waitress "what?"

Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"
by asdf17589898 December 21, 2008
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vegetarianish

One who claims to be vegetarian but also eats fish.
No, if you eat fish you are not vegetarian, you are vegetarianish.
by dominicphoto March 16, 2009
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lacto-ovo vegetarian

The most common vegetarian that eats eggs and dairy but not poultry, meat, or fish. They can also eat gelatin, bonemeal, and some fats but most don't.
Lacto-ovo vegetarians usually turn lacto-ovo to lose weight, prevent diseases, or for their love of animals.
by McKena February 12, 2006
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This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.
A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."

Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.
by Georgie Bush January 17, 2009
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Vegetarian

A vegetarian is someone who does not eat any meat of any type (steak,pork,bacon,KFC,you get the point)and instead decides to eat plant life (cucumbers,pears,corn,tofu,etc.)Most vegetarians are NOT stoner hippies, nor fuckheads who try to spread the "meat is murder" mind-state. if a vegetarian is publicly announced,it usually ends up a "dick-fight' between said vegan and a crowd.
steve the vegetarian:Can I get a veggie burger?

cashier:WHAT,YOU THINK YOU`RE BETTER THEN ME,I BET YOU`RE ONE OF THOSE 9/11`ERS!

steve:what,9/11ers?the fuck is that?

cashier:THIS IS AMERICA,I CAN EAT A STEAK IF I WANT TO!

steve:wtf?

cashier:USA USA USA,FUCK IRAQ,FUCK THE AFRUAH-AMERICANS,MAH DADDA WAS IN NAM FO YOUR ASS!

*walks out door*

cashier:YEEEHAW, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by a stoned toaster September 12, 2010
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