When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.
by Gem29 November 03, 2013
by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009
a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.
by Robster455333 June 22, 2008
in wwii a tuba player was walking down the street wen a moltov was thrown into his tuba thus born the flaming tuba
by john large cock March 14, 2010
- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)
by kidTHE August 10, 2005
A tuba section limited event. The act of eating enough food each to make 3 people die of overfooding.
by Golden Alliance August 31, 2014
Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.
The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).
by arzole January 12, 2010