Tragic: The Saddening

n.
"cool" people use this as an alternative name for Magic: The Gathering, aka MTG, in order to take the piss out of the nerds that play it.

look at those nerds playing tragic: the saddening

by brindy December 31, 2004

This tragic affair

As in, the end-by My Chemical Romance.

This is known as the greatest song in the world.

It is perfect. Perfect is thee.

"Now come one, come all to this tragic affair
Wipe off that makeup - What's in his despair?
So throw on the black dress
Mix in with the lot
You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not"

by ablehqueen June 10, 2011

Tragic Tree

The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.

"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy

"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake

"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)

by Karl A Fladonk March 9, 2021

Tragically Attractive

When someone who is really attractive knows it.

Paul: Ginger was acting like such a bitch last night!
Jim: Yeah, she's tragically attractive and thinks she can do whatever she wants.

by Frank Darlucci April 12, 2011

tragic hand

When you shove your hand waaayy up someone's butthole and it gets stuck

Aw man I was having some nice sexy times and i had a tragic hand

by Giraffe Fucker April 14, 2017

Wow... Tragic

1) I don't really care

2) sucks to suck

3) no one really cares

4) sarcasm

"Uh I haven't even finished my homework and still have to clean my room!!!! It's already 12:00 pm!"

Wow... Tragic

by Tragic March 7, 2017

tragic city

a city in the northwest corner of michigan's lower peninsula, known for it's casino's hotels,cherries,a nice place to visit or live: real name traverse city

im hittin fer slots, bouncin to tragic

by pretty ricky December 13, 2003