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Tootsie Roll

Love him or hate him Adam Levine is a tootsie roll.

Tootsie roll

Calling someone (usually a man) queer for liking feminine stuff or kissing boys. It is basically the same as calling a feminine man a twinkie or using "gay" to shame a homosexual, but in a funny way.
*watching Winx Club* Woo yeah! Boyyyyyyyyyyy!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!

Tootsie Squirt 

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!

tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie
Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.
Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.
Tootsie pouch by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop 

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"