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Tom Brady

by CaptainShell December 8, 2021
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Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
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Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle
I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat
by pats fan88 June 6, 2017
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Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.
by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020
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Tom brady

Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
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tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated
by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020
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Pull A Tom Brady

Leave a group or team you’ve been committed to unexpectedly
I’m afraid Harry Styles will pull a Tom Brady and leave One Direction
by titanicstyles August 15, 2020
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