dress left

Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.

"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"

by scapermoya December 16, 2008

The Tolerant Left

A humorous, sarcastic, and informal term that refers to the political left, especially in the United States. Specifically, it is used to poke fun at how they claim to be "tolerant" of others, yet they are the most intolerant, hateful, and bigoted group of people ever.

Remember when an elderly gentleman was attacked for wearing a MAGA hat?

Oh, wait, didn't that happen multiple times?

The tolerant left.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 2, 2023

Chinese Left

Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.

Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.

by mpmoran March 14, 2011

Walk Left

a term for either having sex with the opposite gender, or desiring to do such.

duder 1: You walk left with Sally yet?
duder 2: Naw, she walks right with women now... Lesbians...

by krumptacular January 18, 2010

left on delivered

When somebody doesn't like you or want to talk to you but keep it to themselves and are too scared for some reason to leave you on open/read

"i'm so sad, I got left on delivered by Jo"
"Good. Now you know she was never worth your time"

by Oooooopoo June 1, 2020

Texas Left

The conventional direction of "down."

It's right behind the rock on the left. No, your left. Texas Left.

by thehoboking August 20, 2006

the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence mad men jimmy urine and Steve Righ? (they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right')

39 tracks about retards, Darth Vader fucking shit up, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..

by K-666 April 11, 2005