result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.
by sanchez45 April 13, 2013
Get the golden steamermug. When taking a shower in the locker room while another person is simultaneously dropping a hot and smelly deuce in a nearby stall. The steam of the shower and the stench of the poop combine to engulf you in a thick, warm turd fog from which there is no escape.
Mike was taking a shower after practice while Joe was taking an enormous dump nearby. The combination created a nearly lethal Thunderhead Steamer.
by why me? August 25, 2013
Get the Thunderhead Steamermug. When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
by Ellis September 9, 2010
Get the wheaton steamermug. When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.
by BBBauer February 18, 2014
Get the Beet Steamermug. When a female places a piece of saran wrap over your mouth and drops a duece on it, then removes her full tampon and lets the blood run over the shit. In Canada this is also know as a "Brent Dewinter"
This ho last night gave me my first bleeding steamer, it was awesome!! I looked like the Joker ate a klondike bar!!
by Zach Hammer August 1, 2013
Get the Bleeding Steamermug. This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.
Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.
by Djjazzyjinx January 25, 2020
Get the Yakima Steamermug. The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
by ktrane77 August 21, 2008
Get the crab steamermug.