A synonym for "broke dick" and implies being a loser. Also may refer in a round-about way to Hulk Hogan, because that fool has gotta be broke by now. Term originated in San Diego around the year 2000 to the best of this author's knowledge.
I ain't goin' nowhere tonight man, I'm a Broke Hogan. I'll just stay home and watch some Wrestlemania or Suburban Commando instead.
by Smoothio February 01, 2007
by white_hoe December 25, 2016
A total sex icon, the sexiest man you’ll ever meet. His steely blue eyes and irresistible body will have you captivated in seconds. His presence is almost hypnotic and is the life and soul of the party
by Phat assed bitch November 24, 2021
Bryson, a smart, hot, and sexy guy to meet. He stole so many 6th grade girls heart by one look. WE LOVE YOU BRYSON 💕
Bryson Hogan is hot!
by 6th.grade.girls December 20, 2018
Sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman from behind while ripping off a tank top and blasting the Hulk Hogan theme music from WWF. Once the man has ejaculated - he then drops a leg onto the unsuspecting woman.
Where did I get this shirt? Out of your mom's closet. She let me keep it after I Hulk Hogan'd that bitch.
by The Polish Eagle August 27, 2009
a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"
by cockmongrelsxm July 06, 2011