butt gopher

someone knowingly being ridiculously annoying but not admitting it.
'you are being such a butt gopher right now!'
by blallwin July 07, 2008
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Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 20, 2022
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Gopher Jelloshot

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..
by Mr.Harguna February 03, 2010
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Playing gopher

When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole
luke- Man last night my fucking shit was playing gopher with my asshole
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
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gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
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Cube Gopher

Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.
Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.
by GreenHillGuy April 04, 2020
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gopher trap

a mouth, destined for temporary testicle storage.
Imma go tea bag this gopher trap I knew from school.
by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008
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