get your bronze on

When someone of the opposite sex finds another attractive and suggests hanging out and tanning as a means to lead into other activities. Mostly occurs

during the summer or spring break. A phrase for the summer as watching Netflix would be. Highly suggestive when used correctly.

Carl was at the beach and saw a hot chick. Hey girl you want to get your bronze on later

by Yetilove July 4, 2018

Bronze Overwatch Player

Someone who is so brain dead that they can't comprehend to get on the objective of the game or do anything helpful

Im capping the point
Orisa is on you
It's ok she's a bronze overwatch player

by Memer3000 August 18, 2018

Code Bronze

When you have no dip to go with your Turkish Bread

Alright! i have my Dukkah, i have my Turkish bread, i have my... WHERE'S THE FUCKING HUMMUS?! CODE BRONZE! CODE BRONZE!

by Adsy101 November 19, 2010

Shred to Bronze ratio

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.

By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.

by barometersoup June 30, 2019

~The Life Of Miller Bronze~

A very dark story that will traumatize anyone if they read it.

I wish I never wrote ~The Life Of Miller Bronze~.
The Life Of Miller Bronze is terrifing.
~The Life Of Miller Bronze~ is such a bad story.

by Low self esteem lord February 3, 2023

Bronze Age Pervert

Right wing twitter personality also known simply as 'BAP', does podcasts and wrote a strange cult book named 'Bronze Age Mindset'.

Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.

'Bronze Age Pervert wants you to SUBMIT!'

by cuckhuntexpert April 15, 2020

bronze people

Despecting term used by really wealthy teens, refering to a really poor person. someone who lives among shit and cannot or don not wanna do something about it. XD

freakin' bronze people, they're everywhere makin' our streets look ugly!

by izzuez May 13, 2007