Braid

You’re uptight or acting like you have a stick up your ass

Why are you being such a braid?

by Debrajoan May 15, 2020

FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

by Gaqq January 29, 2019

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

Fresh braids

It's fresh braids day!!

"Mum! It's fresh braids day! record urself doing fresh braids and ofc with the sign!! 🤟🤟"

by uwillnevaknowmehaha698 August 3, 2022

Ball braiding

A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.

I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski

by Joaqúin Hanzais Santos November 6, 2022

Rope Braiding

Verb (political): When an authority figure allows lesser authority figures to commit impeachable acts while pretending to turn a blind eye in order to build a case for removal of the lesser authority figures from office.

Taken from the saying, "give them enough rope to hang themselves with."

"I wish the board would stop rope braiding and just fire Jenkins. How many people do they really think are in on it?"

by Macánta Go'Deimhin May 13, 2020

Braided Laces

A super cool trend in which people tie the laces of their shoes (preferably boat shoes) by braiding the completed tie.

Dude, those braided laces are sick!!

by boatshoeslol June 26, 2017