When you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you're working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.
I was busy "grinding the turtle" when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!
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When fucking a slut a dude does his right proper job if he focuses pressure on the clit, visualizing the clit, being the clit, grinding and bumping it with the crook where his pubic bone meets the base of his cock rather than burning up the inside of the pussy where the bird don't really feel shit anyways. When properly executed The result is orgasmic for the ho.
"Girl, last night after two years of wasting my time that useless piece of shit finally had an A-ha-fucking-moment and started grinding the corn. Girl, I came all over that boy's dick, twice! You'd think he invented the light bulb he was so proud of his shit. It's about fucking time I got mines. Now, if he'd get hisself a job I'd just might have me my fuckin' dream man. Shiiit!."
by representing December 13, 2008
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You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.
By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.
By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
Little did anyone at the thanksgiving table know, but the creamed corn was made by grinding the corn in my girlfriend's twat just earlier.
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"Did I see you at it with Fat Annie round the back just now, Dude?" Yeah! I need ointment! I was really Grinding the Turtle!
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Tristan thompson recieved the beef grinder from khloe khardashian after he was seen cheating on her.
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He wasn't pretending to suck a huge cock while cradling the balls, I told them we were going to get a pizza called the Throat Goat that had extra ground pepper on it. He was just pretending to grind extra pepper on his pizza, he wasn't doing The Pepper Grinder or anything.
Go and rewatch that car video. I told my kids we were going to get a pizza called the throat goat that had extra ground pepper on it. They had no idea what I was talking about number one and number two I never mentioned anybody's name or likeness.
Go and rewatch that car video. I told my kids we were going to get a pizza called the throat goat that had extra ground pepper on it. They had no idea what I was talking about number one and number two I never mentioned anybody's name or likeness.
by The Dungeoneers April 2, 2025
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