When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.
Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
by Mr. P3anut March 22, 2010
Posh girls have good manners, but they go like the clappers because they never got to hang around with boys at school
by Joecls May 23, 2022
A walter booty clapper will smack yo butt all night long, then molest you with a 3,000 ft pole that come out from in his pants.
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 3, 2022
colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
by Luongos'2ndcoming May 3, 2011
The act of getting your enourmous pennis to repeatedly slap your signifcant other's face to the point of making their nose bleed and then forcing them to drink your cum and their blood.
Mike: remember tracy the chick I hooked up last night with?
Sum rahndum brotha: daaaayum she be hot
Mike: yeah, righ before I was done I gave her the old arizona tramp clapper and she loved it
Sum randhum brotha: OOOOOOO you be nasty motha focka!
Sum rahndum brotha: daaaayum she be hot
Mike: yeah, righ before I was done I gave her the old arizona tramp clapper and she loved it
Sum randhum brotha: OOOOOOO you be nasty motha focka!
by The truck 96 June 22, 2011
is a sex position where one guy eats the other dudes ass while he's getting booty clapped by walter white as he calls him a good little monkey
until you say yes daddy do it again then he get booty raped by 3 big brolic black dudes as they ala a lack bar and shoots them with a rpg shooting sperm in them
until you say yes daddy do it again then he get booty raped by 3 big brolic black dudes as they ala a lack bar and shoots them with a rpg shooting sperm in them
by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022
1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip
2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper
2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper
by 2 girls half a brain September 27, 2013