The chubchubs

The bringer of women, the Lord of obesity and the hottest male.

The chubchubs so hot 😍 and is so hot 😅

by MilMations January 25, 2021

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The Calm Churchill

When she puts your dick in her mouth like a cigar whilst you put one in the pink and one in the stink, forming a V for victory with both of your fingers

*After watching a WW2 film or documentary involving Winston Churchill with your girl*

Male - "Hey babe, I'm feeling very patriotic"
Female - "Yes Babe, I took an feeling very patriotic but also very horny"
Male - "How about we try something new in the bedroom that will portray both of our emotions?"
Female - "Yes, how about we try out The Calm Churchill?"

by Nimrod972 March 22, 2026

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thechurchofchrismartin.com

www.thechurchofchrismartin.com

is an extrordinarily creepy website dedicated to the worshiping of the frontman of popular British Alternitive rock band Coldplay (Chris Martin)

upon further investigation, it has been discovered that the site is not meerily a joke, but is a site with followers who actually believe that Chris Martin is the second coming of Christ and that his songs have subiminal messages and that he himself has divine powers.

girl one:

hahaha morgan check this shit out theres this website thechurchofchrismartin.com people on it made a religion out of that lead singer of Coldplay

morgan:
that is so f'ing creeepy! poor Chris, that'll scare him into early retirement

by peacechild July 8, 2009

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