Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.

Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads

by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020