An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
by Kevin Baconstrips March 08, 2009
A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
by Parkmeister May 03, 2006
by Creat1v1ty September 09, 2008
When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.
by Jack Smeoff March 17, 2012
When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.
Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.
by Langcable32 April 03, 2019
by Alicedwa177 July 25, 2017
As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 17, 2020