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Athlete's Cunt

An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!

Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009
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Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic
by Parkmeister May 15, 2006
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Be an Athlete Son!

What someone would say to someone who messes up in a sport, usually during pratice, drills, etc.
Athlete 1 drops the football or misses the catch.

Athlete 2 shouts: Be an athlete son!!
by Creat1v1ty October 25, 2008
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athletic sun

A fashion line. Athletic Sun, it's more than a brand it's inspiration. The logo is a rising sun decorated in a bold and unique style. The designs are vivid colors, unique art symmetry amd recognizable international images. AthleticSun.com, features the online store front.
by Athletic Sun March 14, 2017
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Method Athlete

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016
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digital athlete

A person skilled in competitive digital sports.
The arena was filled with digital athletes from all over the globe.
by TTSprinkz August 2, 2019
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Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.
by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012
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