1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009
Get the one-timedmug. 1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
Get the One Timemug. by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024
Get the call me son one more timemug. Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
by jezzabezz July 21, 2010
Get the one on me timemug. It Was One time
IWOT
Used when someone did something really disgusting/terrible/outrageous they probably regret, and wish people would stop bringing it up. "It was one time!"
(...But was it really?)
IWOT
Used when someone did something really disgusting/terrible/outrageous they probably regret, and wish people would stop bringing it up. "It was one time!"
(...But was it really?)
"John! I heard you got so drunk you passed out in a urinal in your own vomit with your pants down!"
"Jeezus Chris. It Was One Time!"
"Hey Carl wasn't it your sister who went code brown on a police car and lit it on fire last summer?"
"C'mon man! Leave it alone. IWOT ."
"Jeezus Chris. It Was One Time!"
"Hey Carl wasn't it your sister who went code brown on a police car and lit it on fire last summer?"
"C'mon man! Leave it alone. IWOT ."
by Amanders Lee January 5, 2018
Get the It Was One Timemug. Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
Get the I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with itmug.