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tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.
"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"
tennis head by firefreckle May 2, 2018
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Tennis Ballist 

Being racist or having a problem with tennis balls
I think that Ethan is being Tennis Ballist
Tennis Ballist by Magic04 October 14, 2019

Tennis Simp 

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!
Tennis Simp by Principator December 29, 2020

Tennis bal

Tennis ball but better as its a bal
"Do you have a tennis bal ?"
Tennis bal by carnforthman January 10, 2022

tennis-tard 

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
tennis-tard by YAWA April 10, 2022

tennis boat 

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell
micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT
tennis boat by baysil September 8, 2023

Tennis Bum 

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.
YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.
Tennis Bum by Hason Wung August 12, 2011