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by cajogos October 22, 2014

techies

WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.

WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.

The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.

by Father Higgins August 12, 2003

teckle

verb.

The action of shutting off another's technical device while in use. This is 100% of the time VERY unwanted and it makes people wish to rip out their power key. This is often done on to one's laptop in comparison to other technical devices.

I sat to the right of Doris in technology class just so I could teckle her three or more times.

by Antarctica Mapping April 13, 2017

Teched

Getting owned. Also see anal rape.

TCU was Teched in their 70-35 loss to Texas Tech in 2004.

by W3bster's December 27, 2006

techies

I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.

0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!

by [mygot]techie August 21, 2004

techhead

A person that is into techno/trance/club music.

Paul: hey John what music do you like, I like hip hop and rap.
John: sup, I like techno, i'm the biggest techhead you'll know.

by khaos2027 April 21, 2008

techleptic

Someone who causes electronic devices to have a fits when they attempt to use them - another person will come along and do the same thing and the device/program will work as intended.

The yacht stewadess tried several times at operating the Ipad AV control for the boss but it crashed on her so she called the engineer who repeated exactly what she did and was successful the first time as normal.
This stewadess like most was clearly techleptic.

by Cabana December 7, 2012