Where your sex partner (female) lays missionary off the side of the bed while you (male) penetrate her and thrust while being off the ground being on her pushing with your fit on the wall.
Dude did you bang Hailey last night?
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.
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The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.
While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.
The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.
While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.
Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.
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When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.
Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!
I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!
I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!
by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009
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there is also the one handed superman.
there is also the one handed superman.
by moenukka October 6, 2009
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Get the Superman underwear mug.Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.
Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.
1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.
1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008
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