The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021
Get the Hooker standmug. Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
Get the Stand and Servemug. A characteristic that combines total badassery, big dick energy, and very high strength. Only the biggest chads are able to achieve stand power. One can not achieve stand power by seeking to achieve it. The characteristic itself seeks out the individuals worthy enough of it.
You see that guy over there? He is not a regular chad. No, no. His energy is so massive that he has achieved stand power.
by Starrav July 6, 2020
Get the stand powermug. For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse
by The one and only MC May 18, 2007
Get the stand up in itmug. The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.
by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 16, 2008
Get the Last Standmug. by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009
Get the lip standmug. A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.
by rmg September 29, 2003
Get the slapper standmug.