A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.
Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.
by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009
The valve at the base of the brain that restricts or allows thoughts to become words. The Cerebral Sphincter is undeveloped in small children and also in idiots.
Older sister, "MOM!! Sissy just tole that lady that she was a Fatty!!" Mom, "It's ok honey, Sissy's Cerebral Sphincter isn't fully formed yet."
That guys Cerebral Sphincter must be broken, he say's anything that pops into his mind. It's like he has oral diarrhea.
That guys Cerebral Sphincter must be broken, he say's anything that pops into his mind. It's like he has oral diarrhea.
by Wordmeister Brew August 18, 2011
The expulsion of intestinal gas that causes one's sphincter to vibrate thereby causeing an audible sound. Also see Fart.
by Yuri Pendorov June 05, 2005
by Vic of the North May 15, 2008
by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003
by weezy April 04, 2005
In the FPS computer game Call of Duty, it's that German soldier that materializes in the room that was just cleared, and shoots the player in the back with some species of automatic weapon, making a counterattack impossible.
This primarily occurs when the player doesn't follow the linear construction of the game's timeline and spawn triggers.
For example: Killing every German on a given map prior to actually achieving the objective. After which, while en route to the extraction point, the player is shot and killed by a soldier that apparently dropped from the player's ass (since that's the only place he could have been hiding).
This primarily occurs when the player doesn't follow the linear construction of the game's timeline and spawn triggers.
For example: Killing every German on a given map prior to actually achieving the objective. After which, while en route to the extraction point, the player is shot and killed by a soldier that apparently dropped from the player's ass (since that's the only place he could have been hiding).
Ovserver: Dude, why the hell are you just running around?
Player: Making sure there are no hostiles left on this map before I set my charges.
Observer: Whats it been, half an hour?
Player: Give or take.
Sphincter Nazi: "Americaner." *Brrrraaaaaaap*
Player: Where the fu...
Observer: Man, you got schooled by that Sphincter Nazi.
Player: Making sure there are no hostiles left on this map before I set my charges.
Observer: Whats it been, half an hour?
Player: Give or take.
Sphincter Nazi: "Americaner." *Brrrraaaaaaap*
Player: Where the fu...
Observer: Man, you got schooled by that Sphincter Nazi.
by Chumbucket January 16, 2007