Cop-speak

An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.

by Kirkury December 14, 2015

Emoji Speaker

An emoji speaker, someone usaully born in 2013 or later can't speak a word english and uses emoji as their only source of communication.

"Hey man whats up?"
"👎🏻🖕🏻🏃🏻"
"Fuckin emoji speaker..."

by youdeeessayefromthe6 May 11, 2016

Spamton Speak

Speaking like the character Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune might. It is accomplished by replacing certain words or phrases with other words or phrases that are usually related to television or radio, or words related to old technology in general.

" I was feeling gooooood but then Tiffany and her goonies came over and Hyperlink Blocked my ENTRY POINT LOCATED and it was not fun"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"

by Aim For North June 9, 2022

Titan Speakerman

Large dude with tons of speaker son hi.and has this re dspeaker for a head. Currently being controlled by toilets. Constantly sings the best part of the camerman anthem on loop. Most of Freedom, and of pleasure, NOTHING EVER LAST FOREVER, E V E R Y B O D Y W A N T S T O R U L E T H E W O R L D

Yo bro the Titan Speakerman is being controlled by a toilets with a head💀

by Brr Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi June 7, 2023

Sevan

If you have a Sevan in your life you are very very lucky. He is a very good person outside and inside. Sevan is very loyal and if his friends need money or something else he will give them money even his last dollars. Be thankful if you have a Sevan in your life. He cares a lot about his friends and he is always there for them even if on bad terms.

Person 1: Ay do you know Sevan?
Person 2: Yes, why?
Person 1: I love him so much.

by Anonono November 19, 2018

Political Speak

The art of changing two way discourse into one-way communication; sticking to the party message no matter what the other is saying. The abbreviation for political speak is BS.

When was the last time you saw a politician give a straight answer to a question being asked of them? Political speak is when a politician is interviewed and asked a question and the politician answers with a response that has nothing to do with the question, but rather propounds the party message on their topic of the day. Thus transforming what was a two way discourse into a one way diatribe with very little if any meaningful content.

by MikeW303 June 2, 2011

LOL speak

Used on websites such as "I can has cheeze burger" and "i has a hot dog", LOL speak is commonly used to caption (or "capshun" in LOL speak) adorable pictures of cute and fuzzy animals.

"I need to capshun this photo so I can send it into a blog"
"Well, don't forget to use LOL speak!"

"I can has cheeze burger?"

by whaturinto April 30, 2008