Sir Spunkalot

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.

Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah

by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010

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Sir Prick

Someone who you are supposed to respect but is a jerk, ego-driven, self-motivated, and who you don't respect at all. Most often a bad boss but can be anyone who has some type of authority over you. Can include power-hungry people in uniform, close-minded professors ... anyone you could address as "Sir". The "prick" can be silent when addressing them in person.

Oh look, Sir Prick has hired another love interest.
Sir Prick ignored fixable errors because he doesn't like you telling him about them.
Yes, Sir (Prick), I'd be happy to do your job for you.
Sir (Prick), could you help me understand the failing grade you gave me?

by Mel3y9 August 31, 2020

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please sir

a stupid phrase said by only stupid cunts and people in fanfics

person 1: please sir
person 2: i'm gonna kill you
person 1: hmmm sussy baka

by leafsquare222 June 1, 2021

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Sir Realist

A Surrealist artist of the highest order.

See that wack job over there in the corner of the gallery? He's the Sir Realist.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

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Sebu Sir

A sexy smexy delicious scrumptious lumpus piece of ass who loves teaching jagraphy

I love sebu sir very much

by ILOVESEBUSIR October 13, 2022

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Sir' Royal

Sir' Royal is the most handsome guy you could meet. Some may even say that he is handsome on the inside and out. He is picky when it comes to who he loves. Quite athletic. Not interested in the bs. Out of the mix. Sir' Royal is loyal when he knows you are the right person. Loves HARD and UNCONDITIONALLY.

Wow that guy Sir' Royal is a great guy!

by blha blha 27 December 19, 2019

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