Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!
by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

by vzairu July 20, 2023

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere
by Cloutos November 26, 2019

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019
