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Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft
How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!
by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010
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Shandy

Ngl she is the most beautiful woman on the whoooole planet.
Sometimes she's anxious about stupid situations but this girl has the kindest heart.
If you have any problem sis, Shandy will help you out. No matter what, she's gonna be there.
- Omg I wish I could be Shandy!
- Ikr! She's the hottest!!
by sziashandy November 21, 2021
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shandy

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot
by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022
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Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.
I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.
by Pauleich August 2, 2025
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Shandi

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.
Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.
“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”
by Walroose September 19, 2021
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Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.
by Ross1lung December 5, 2013
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